Tuesday, November 15, 2011

My Cheerios pedi (no polish)...

"Cheerios pedicure*?" you ask. I swear by it, absolutely. Allow me to enlighten you...

My family should buy stock in General Mills. We consume approximately one 280g box every week. I should point out, however, that the mouth-to-floor ratio is about 5:10. NBD, because I have invented "The Cheerios pedicure"! The amount of Cheerios that fall to the ground are usually scattered throughout the kitchen (the boys like throwing them - and before you judge, yes, after three children, I have learned to pick my battles). I could sweep up the discards immediately, but if I wait even 5 minutes, I have an organically-"grown" foot sloughing mixture right at the tips of my toes! Gross? Maybe. But, if you think that's gross, my guess is that you don't have three young boys in your midst 24/7.
I basically clean up the kitchen/clear the table/empty the dishwasher as per usual, get the Dyson out and vacuum the mess, and head outside for one minute and run through the grass barefoot to clean my feet off. My feet feel divine afterwards...no kidding! Or maybe it's just me feeling better after infusing some silliness into my day. Either way - I feel great! Give it a shot - you won't be disappointed!


*Will not work if you have pets that eat floor scraps.